I found an Operating System in my brain and it is Nintendo

Good day, sir or madam. Today’s post is not about Composer. It’s about the richest Composer in the world—a bloke who dishes out gifts from his ESCROW account to middle-aged persons who were his friends, before he became mentally ill, and to kids. I should say, not all of ’em deserve it, mind you.

Take this poor Composer, for instance. He decided to make a gift to his biological son (that’s right, his own seed, though the lad was brought up by another family). He used Compositor V9 to do it. Went and made a dump of my positive resultant studio from 1989—operating systems and all, from every bit of kit I owned. SMASHING. The titles are absolutely barmy: JOMOX Quantum, JOMOX Airbase, Waldorf Quantum, Virus Synthesizer C, JOMOX SUN Synth, to name but a few. Then he multiplexed the lot with a dump of Cubase SX1, upgraded Cubase to VST4 tech, and uploaded everything to a BizHawk Game Boy emulator—all so the kid could experience a full music production studio inside a retro ROM player. Bonkers, isn’t it?

And that wasn’t his only act of generosity. One of his oldest mates dreamed of being a rich sheikh, so this poor Composer bought him and a pal business-class tickets to Stockholm, via Istanbul (this rich Composer’s Russian, you see—no direct routes from Moscow these days, what with the war in Ukraine). Each seat set him back 740,000 rubles. Not bad for a bloke whose average day is that of a mentally ill invalid, surviving on oatmeal for breakfast and mostly skint, living with his mum.

The truth is, this poor Composer isn’t all that talented. He was raised by adopted parents and, as a kid from hospice, had an account to build his own flat. Then, in 2000, a savvy businessman advised him to open an ESCROW Mastercard account with a Moscow bank. Later, his firm linked it to the Bank of New York. A right gift, that was—though he never realised he’d spend the rest of his life a complete puppet, without the mental fortitude to resist this businessman.

Moral of the story? Never trust a businessman. Especially if you’re an adopted kid from the suburbs. To wrap this up, I do wonder if this “game” will ever see the light of day—and if I’ll ever get a look in. ’Cause the new JOMOX gear is proper rubbish now, nothing like their earlier kit. You won’t even find the truth about their first Airbase groovebox and Quantum synth on archive.org. Cheers for reading.